The Front Bottoms - Peach
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today i went bra shopping with my sister and we had just left the fitting rooms and were going over to the till to pay when we noticed a teenaged boy standing in the middle of these near-endless racks of bras looking INCREDIBLY CONFUSED AND LOST, like a seagull trying to figure out how to get to iceland

IS THAT WHERE SEAGULLS GO???? but oh my god, i can only imagine the horror a teenage boy trapped inside rows and rows of bras, that’s hilarious, thank you so much for sharing bc the mental image is perfect


Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages


i saw this on the lighthouse


when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

how the fuck u smooch your own thighs

Vampire Weekend - Everywhere (Fleetwood Mac Cover)
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i won’t forget you but i’m over you now2014
Marina And The Diamonds - Teen Idle
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