The Front Bottoms - Peach
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today i went bra shopping with my sister and we had just left the fitting rooms and were going over to the till to pay when we noticed a teenaged boy standing in the middle of these near-endless racks of bras looking INCREDIBLY CONFUSED AND LOST, like a seagull trying to figure out how to get to iceland
Anonymous

IS THAT WHERE SEAGULLS GO???? but oh my god, i can only imagine the horror a teenage boy trapped inside rows and rows of bras, that’s hilarious, thank you so much for sharing bc the mental image is perfect

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

relaxs:

i saw this on the lighthouse

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

how the fuck u smooch your own thighs

Vampire Weekend - Everywhere (Fleetwood Mac Cover)
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i won’t forget you but i’m over you now2014
Marina And The Diamonds - Teen Idle
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